So, really? A virus corrupting monsters in Monster Hunter Stories 3: Twisted Reflection? This isn’t some sci-fi thriller, it’s a fantasy game. What’s next—dragons need vaccine passports? It’s like they’ve run out of ideas and just threw in the old ‘virus’ plot because, hey, it’s topical or something. Who even thought this was a good idea?

I mean, sure, the universe is already filled with magical beasts and whatever the heck else they want to shove down our throats, but this virus twist is just lazy. It’s like they got inspiration from watching too many news channels. It’s supposed to be a dark narrative with depth and stuff, right? This isn’t depth. Enjoy the darkness of your living room like this, where absurd plots await.

Why not give the monsters some personal issues to deal with instead? Maybe a mid-life crisis or identity theft. They’re in a game, bound by the whims of nonsensical storytelling. Virus-ridden monsters—how original. I’m done.