Who decided VR headsets need to weigh as much as a small dumbbell? Honestly, putting on an Apple Vision Pro feels like being punished for wanting to enjoy a game. Sure, it’s immersive — if you’re into neck pain. It’s like the people over at Apple just forgot about basic human comfort. It’s almost as if they looked at astronauts and thought, “Let’s make them our target audience.” But here’s a curveball: I like sitting on Earth, thanks.
Let’s talk weight. It’s not even ‘premium’ or ‘substantial’ like some fancy watch; it’s just plain heavy. Every marathon gaming session feels like training for a strongman competition, constantly lifting that monstrosity off your forehead. What are they filling these things with? Lead bricks? Because that’s what it feels like when you have to call it quits after 30 minutes — all while laughing at the outrageously bad ergonomics. And don’t get me started on the sweating. Sweating profusely wearing this is an Olympic sport on its own.
And the so-called “unparalleled immersion” disappears when reality yanks you by the neck because your body has had enough. But hey, tech demos galore! While they hunt for that elusive ‘killer app,’ I hunt for an ice pack. Whatever.