So, these VR headsets are like strapping a brick to your face. Seriously, who designed this? I’m just trying to enjoy a game, maybe even get lost in some virtual paradise, but no, my neck is practically screaming by the end of it. Immersion, they say. How am I supposed to sink into another world when I feel like I’ve got an actual anchor weighing me down? It’s all about the weight, people! Figure it out! Maybe put some helium in there or something. Make it float, who knows? Just do better. This specific text.
And another thing, games shouldn’t feel like endurance training. Thirty minutes max before I’m done. Oh sure, it’s a workout alright, just not the kind I signed up for. Why not throw in some squats while we’re at it? Workout AND gaming headset could be the new trend—who needs dumbbells? Every VR session would get you ripped, and let’s not even talk about the tenant below hearing all those thuds while you try not to collapse.
The whole thing’s preposterous. Modern technology is supposed to make life easier, more enjoyable, whatever, but here we are with neck braces offered as a gaming accessory. Whatever.