Seriously, Wolverine and his regeneration mechanic are just becoming another stale trick in the bag. How many times do we have to see this guy take a beating only to bounce back like the world’s angriest rubber band? It’s like developers saw Logan’s ability and thought, “Hey, let’s make players immortal but pretend like it’s a challenge.” Real original, folks. I get it, you’re invincible, Logan. Are video game creators really that out of ideas that they need to rely on this tired trope?

I mean, what’s the real fun in playing a game where you just can’t die? Oh, right, there isn’t any. It’s like playing a game of tag where your buddy is wearing Kevlar, and here you are in your birthday suit. Super fair. Every time he gets hit, poof—it’s like a bad magic trick, except it’s not even entertaining at this point. Wolverine’s regenerative power is like the world’s most annoying get-out-of-jail-free card someone slipped into Monopoly and thought no one would notice.

How about some real stakes, huh? Make us feel something other than boredom, for crying out loud! Tickle my nerves. Push my buttons—if they even remember how to do that. But no. They’d rather repackage the same old nonsense wrapped in slightly newer graphics because hey, why innovate when you can just rinse and repeat?

Whatever.