So, heard about this stupid weather system in GTA 6? They’re making rain affect driving physics. Hydroplaning in a game? Seriously? As if real-life driving wasn’t annoying enough, now we need to worry about modifying virtual cars with magic tires to skid through digital water puddles. Might as well add oil changes and emission tests while you’re at it. Just let me crash into things without a degree in meteorology. The joy of arcade-style games is escaping reality, not simulating every blasted inconvenience.
You know what’s going to happen? Players will end up spending more time in a pretend garage fitting pretend tires than actually causing chaos, which is the whole point of GTA. Next thing, you’ll be penalized for jaywalking during thunderstorms. Perfect way to invite frustration into leisure activities.
Why would I want to coordinate my fake-weather outfit collection too? Because now my avatar needs to sport raincoats and galoshes while sprinting through puddles? Thanks, Rockstar, for bringing me digital raincoats. I’m done.