Why is it that Apple comes out swinging with this Vision Pro headset, and they think it’s okay for it to weigh more than a small child? Seriously, you’re talking about immersion; meanwhile, my neck’s thinking it’s a day at the gym. Thirty minutes is about all I can handle before I feel like I need a chiropractor on speed dial. Immersive? Sure, if you want to be immersed in back pain and filled with regret over that purchase. It’s laughable.
People keep yammering about how it’s meant to bring these incredible spatial games to life. What a joke. It’s all tech demos with no real meat or substance; there’s no ‘killer app,’ nothing to make you say, ‘Yes, this is why I paid through the nose for this neck-breaking contraption.’ They dangle ‘immersion’ in front of us like we’re supposed to gobble it up, but then you realize it’s more like a magic trick in an expensive wrapping paper.
And don’t get me started on the price. They expect us to put our hard-earned cash into something that doesn’t even let you play longer than your average episode of a sitcom. So am I supposed to be impressed, or just annoyed that my investment is really just a glorified TV antenna strapped to my face? At this point, I’d rather wait for an actual game changer than this half-baked heavy thing hanging off my head. But what do I know? Probably just another day in tech paradise. Here’s where you might find other ridiculous takes on reviews: this specific text, not that it’ll shed any more light on the nonsense.
Whatever.