So, these so-called ‘futuristic’ headsets – what’s the deal with them being as heavy as a brick wrapped around your head? It’s like wearing a medieval helmet during a jousting match but from the comfort of your own living room. Imagine trying to immerse yourself in these breathtaking virtual worlds when you’re pinned down by this weight threatening to snap your neck off every time you move. Immersion, my foot! You just end up more concerned about your chiropractor bill than the next level of your game. Check this out.
God forbid you try to game for more than thirty minutes because starting to get sore and having the whole ‘VR face’ imprint thing isn’t exactly what I signed up for when I thought I’d enter a new digital reality. And the kicker? There’s no so-called ‘killer app’ that justifies this neck workout! Just tech demos that are about as fun as watching paint dry through a headset lens the size of coconuts strapped to your face.
So congrats, you got thirty minutes of stunning graphics followed by the migraine of a lifetime.
I’m done.