What’s up with VR headsets trying to be neckweights now? So, Apple thinks it’s okay to sell these Vision Pro headsets that feel like you’re strapping a toddler to your face. Seriously? You get immersive gameplay, but who cares if your neck feels like it’s being used as a personal rack? Already waiting for my spine to file a restraining order. It’s the supposed pinnacle of gaming tech but sweet irony when you can’t admire it for over 30 minutes without needing a chiropractor on standby.
Are they testing our endurance or selling relaxation timers? Like, news flash. If I crave pain, I’d just watch people discuss politics online. And what genius thought any gamer wants to play in increments the same length as an episode of some mindless sitcom? The so-called ‘killer app’ isn’t just missing; it’s buried under layers of ‘look at us’ tech demos. I’m just hoping someone wakes up and realizes that nobody’s head is as heavy as theirs. But whatever. If you want to chuckle at more unrealistic gimmicks, just stroll through this.
Now someone let me know when I can dive into another dimension without needing to ice my neck afterward. Because unless they attach a magic levitation device to these things, I’m not in. Done.